Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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