I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Randomize
