I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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