Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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