It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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