The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Do vagina's smell?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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