what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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