I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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