I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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