It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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