Cold hands, warm shart.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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