She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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