I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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