i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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