i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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