I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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