Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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