The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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