Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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