She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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