Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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