She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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