West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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