Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Randomize