When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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