Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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