I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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