I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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