Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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