why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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