Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
wow bdsm is so cute
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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