Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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