I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Pooping to opera.
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