I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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