Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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