Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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