the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
mondays should just be called national damage control day
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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