Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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