If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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