im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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