fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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