: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
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What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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