My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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