when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
its not stalking. its research.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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