Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i've created a new STD.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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