There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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