You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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