just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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