Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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