Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize