Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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