I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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