420 ftw
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
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I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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