Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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