clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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