Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Randomize