She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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