I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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